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[screeching]

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[laughing menacingly]

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[screams]

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♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪

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♪ Scooby scooba-de-doo ♪♪

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[screaming]

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[theme music]

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[dramatic music]

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(female

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What can we do?

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It's a long shot, but I'm going to try..

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...a vertical hold.

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[nurse gasping] He's coming around!

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[wicked laughter] By stealing the show star

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Genuine Hospital will come to its end.

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Ha ha ha!

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Cut, cut, cut! That line wasn't in the script.

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- Huh? - What?

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The Phantom of the Soaps strikes again. Ha ha ha!

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Help! Somebody stop this creep!

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Stop him! He's kidnapped Victoria Sensible!

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The star of my show!

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We go on the air in 15 minutes. What am I gonna do?

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Gee, Uncle Scooby. This is exciting.

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Going to watch a real, live TV show

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like Genuine Hospital.

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Yeah. He he he!

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And I'm gonna take lots of pictures for Daphne

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to use in her article.

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Like, what's so important about a dumb old soap opera, Daphne?

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Well, Shaggy, lately the show has been plagued

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by some kind of a phantom.

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- Rantom? - 'That's right.'

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And I want to get the inside story.

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- Look out, Scoob! Wet floor! - Huh?

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[thump]

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He-e-elp!

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[thud]

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Oh.

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Ha ha ha! Going down? Bye-bye.

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Yikes! He he he! Bye-bye.

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[thud]

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Ra-Ra-Ra..

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What is it, Scoob?

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Uh, watch.

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Ha ha ha!

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Rwaaarr!

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Rantom.

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You saw the Phantom?

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Yeah. Up there.

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Hmm, nobody's here.

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Come on, Scrappy, we'll take a look backstage.

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You guys keep an eye on the set.

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Wow! Look at that, Scoob.

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[slurp] Yummy.

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Let's leave these rubber food props here.

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Yummy! Lunch!

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Yeah, lunch!

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[instrumental music]

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Yeow!

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[thump thump thump]

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Follow that turkey!

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Okay!

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[thump thump]

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I got it!

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What do you guys think you're doing?

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Uh, uh, like we were taking out some fast food. Ha ha ha.

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- Fast. - Huh?

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- Run for it, Scoob! - Yeah!

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Hey! Come back here, you two. That's studio property.

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Yes, I am the star of Genuine Hospital

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assuming that there still is a Genuine Hospital.

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What do you mean?

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Well, things have been pretty weird

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around here lately with the Phantom and all.

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Boy, I hope I get a picture of that Phantom guy.

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If I were you, I'd be very careful.

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Have you seen the Phantom, Mr. Divine?

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- Uh, well, that's my call. - Five minutes to air everybody.

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- I have to run. - Hold it, Mr. Divine.

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- Just one picture. - Huh? Wait.

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[click]

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(Scrappy) 'Thanks, Mr. Divine.'

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Well, oh, dear.. [mumbling]

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[thud]

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Take a look at this, Daphne.

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'I can't wait to show Uncle Scooby and Shaggy.'

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Hmm, I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.

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I'd sure like to know where those two disappeared to.

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Huh? Hey, hey, wait a minute! What's going on here?

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Quiet. Can't you see that there are sick people

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in this hospital?

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Yeah. Shh!

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Oh! Sorry.

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He he he.

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- Hold it, you two! - Uh, step on it, Scoob!

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[crash]

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(director) 'What's going on here?'

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Sorry.

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- You? - Who? Me?

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- 'Your face.' - My face?

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It's perfect!

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Huh? Well, yes! It is. He he he.

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Scooby? Ha ha ha! You gotta be kiddin' me. I..

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[mumbling]

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Scoobsie, huh?

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Well, Scoobsie, baby

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I'm gonna make you a star, sweetheart.

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Really? He he he! That's nice!

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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm still going to stop this show.

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Gee, Scrappy. I don't see them anywhere.

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I do. Look, Daphne.

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Alright now, Scoobsie.

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All I want you to do is read the cue cards.

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Wow! Shaggy and Uncle Scooby are TV stars.

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I gotta get a picture of this.

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Ten seconds, everybody. Nine, eight, seven.

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Hey, Uncle Scooby, smile.

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Huh? Yikes!

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In three, two. You're up.

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No, Scooby! Not the window. Help!

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Uh-oh!

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[comical music]

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Oops.

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Hey, watch it. What are you trying to do

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put me in the hospital?

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Wait a minute. That's not in the script.

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[instrumental music]

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Hey!

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Nurse, how's the new patient?

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Uh, it looks like he's got ryphoid rever.

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- What? - Uh, ryphoid rever.

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What did she say?

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I think, she said

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"He swallowed a beaver."

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That's horrible!

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Not swallowed a beaver!

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She said I've got typhoid fever!

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- She did? - What a relief.

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Yeah! Phew!

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He he he!

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Huh? What page are they on?

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This will wash out Genuine Hospital. Ha ha ha!

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Or maybe she said I've got typhoon fever.

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[comical music]

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Scrappy, look up there on the catwalks.

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That must be the Phantom.

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He can't do that to my Uncle Scooby.

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Let's get him!

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- Where is he? Where is he? - He's disappeared.

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[dramatic music]

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[squeaking]

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Uh, nurse, I think my fever is broken now.

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- Could you adjust my bed? - Okay.

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Yikes!

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Yeow!

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Whoa!

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Gangway!

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Uh-oh.

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Help, Scrappy!

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[thud]

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Like enough's enough, Scoob!

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- Let's get outta here. - Yeah!

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Aha!

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Yeow!

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What is this? Halloween Hospital?

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Maybe, I can blow this show off the air.

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Uh, nurse. Is the window open? I'm feeling a draft.

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Me too.

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How about a hurricane, saps?

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Is this the latest way to give oxygen?

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Yeah. Roxygen!

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(together) Yikes!

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[thud]

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We've got to stop the Phantom.

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I'll clobber that guy. Ta dadada ta daaa!

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Scrappy, no!

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(Scrappy) 'Ta dadada ta daaa!'

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Ha ha ha!

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Whee! I'm flying!

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[wind gusting]

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[water gushing]

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[comical music]

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Scrubbing up for surgery, nurse?

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Huh? Oh, yeah! Rubbing for surgery. He he he!

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Now where is that phantom?

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He's got to be some..

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[muffled cries]

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Puppy power!

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Whoa!

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Yikes!

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Hey!

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[water gushing]

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Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me!

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Whoa!

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[splat]

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Uh, like, is there a doctor in the house?

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We're off the air. I'll have you all thrown in jail.

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Well, that's the only place we haven't been thrown lately, sir.

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- Yeah! - Oh, you, you--

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Just a minute, Mr. Director.

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Wouldn't you rather throw the Phantom in jail?

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Well, yes. But how?

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Ha ha ha! You'll never catch me.

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Yikes! Ph-Ph-Phantom.

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It's him!

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[thud]

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Excuse me while I slip away with your new leading lady.

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Ha ha ha.

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(Scooby) 'Raggy, help! Help!'

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Like, I'm comin', Scoob!

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[screech]

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- Whoops! - Yikes!

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[thud thud]

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Scoob, you captured the Phantom!

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I did? Yeah, I did!

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And there's Victoria Sensible. My missing star.

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And there's your other big star. Danny Divine.

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Okay, okay! So you caught me.

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I was going to be taken out of the show

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so I tried to ruin everything.

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How'd you know it was him, Daphne?

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The photo you took, Scrappy.

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He was wearing his unusual ring.

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I saw the same ring on the finger of the Phantom

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when he attacked me.

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Like, that's what I call a photo finish. Ha ha ha.

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Wow! I helped solve the crime.

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J.J., the phones are ringing off the hook.

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Scoobsie is a star!

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(as himself) I am?

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(feminine voice) I mean, I am!

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[water gurgling]

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[boom]

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Oh, no! Look out!

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Scoobsie, you're a dog.

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Well, I never.

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Uh, well, what I mean is, for a dog, Scoobsie

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you're a real doll!

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Aw, shucks! He he he!

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

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[theme music]